A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
People with busy lives
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FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...