Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
One equal to one half
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The Cowboy excuses
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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
A question for Bill Clinton
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Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
headmasters and bullfrogs
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Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...