Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Life cycle of software
|The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested....
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes