When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
65 Bumper Stickers!
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Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...