Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...