Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Politically correct seasons greetings
POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...