Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...
6 inches
What is 6 inches long…..Has a big head….Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...