Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...