Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Bedroom Golf
* Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Normally one club and...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...