Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...