Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
2 Wonderful Hours
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...