Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...