Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...