Great truths about life.
Great truths about life:1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg