Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Texas builds it larger
|A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...