Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
A guy was trying to console a friend…
A guy was trying to console a friend who’d just found his wifein bed...