From Us…
The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...