She is angry at you
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Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
TRADITION (Jewish Humor)
Jewish TraditionsDuring a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema...