Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...