Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
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Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
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Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Light bulb lawyers
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Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...