If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
At The Superbowl
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company....
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...