Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...