Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....