Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
SOTALLY TOBER
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In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...