Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...