Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...