YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...