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The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
cross a firefly and a moth
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One equal to one half
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It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
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Why Two Nostrils?
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The Union Worker.
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