Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....