Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...