Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
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The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
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Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
A letter to the editors
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A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...