Arkansan Citizens Trip
ATTENTION :All citizens of Arkansas planning a trip to Washington, D.C. to visit Willy...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...