A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!