Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...