Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...