The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...