Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!