Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...