Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Trapped within a bog
|Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!