Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...