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My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Radio Game
This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Earn it hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...