The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...