Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Documentation products
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...