50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...