Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
In Hot Tub
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...