Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Normal car is better
|Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car”Hundreds...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...