New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Newest MS computer game
|Solitaire ’99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft’s latest software product. Microsoft Solitaire ’98README...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...