Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Answers To Everything
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Quotes of Yogi Berra
|Yogi Berra Quotes”Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”"Baseball...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...