My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Child of the 80′s (super long)
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Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
Elephant jokes 08
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