What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus…
A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...