A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis…
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices...
Taliban’s Fall TV Line-Up
The Taliban’s Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 – “Husseinfeld”8:30 – “Mad About Everything”9:00 – “Suddenly Sanctions”9:30...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!